Oh, hello. Welcome back to Save File Plays FFVII. Last time, We screwed up playing the Fort Condor mini-game, and spent all of my money. We then made it to Junon, beat up a boss, saved a little girl’s life, and took part in a parade honoring the new president of Shinra Inc. Whoops. Now, I’m pretty sure we’re trying to find a way to cross the ocean? Things are a little muddy at this point. Let’s try and get it sorted, shall we?
MUSIC: Welcoming Ceremony
Oh, yeah. The office was mad because he cut himself on Cloud’s edge. So now Cloud is being punished by having to do more rehearsal. THE MILITARY, EVERYONE. (I am in no way shape or form mocking the REAL military, just this stupid, fake one.)
Officer: I’ll keep drilling you until it’s time.
WHOA NOW, This game is only rated T for Teen!
Ohhhhhhhh, you mean…
Heh. My mistake.
Officer: Today’s command is formation! Remember it! Ready? Junon Military Send Off, BEGIN!
What ensues us a mini-game where the Commander gives us orders such as turn left, turn right, or use one of the four main buttons. Unfortunately for me, I had my controller mapped incorrectly, and didn’t think to fix it. So I don’t do as well as I should have. EXCUSES. I mean, I know I could have remapped it or done it again, but I am an impatient man (I eventually fix it).
Soldier #1: Commander!! What’s today’s special pose?
Officer: Huh? …I haven’t decided yet. All right, rookie! I’ll let you decide! Show me your best move!
“Show me your move?” Who does this guy think he is, Captain Falcon?
Cloud proceeds to spin his rifle around like he does his sword at the end of battles.